copeindex.com — Ethereum — Uniswap V4
Someone Is Always
Coping.
Five assets measured daily. One Cope Crown awarded to the worst performer. Full methodology published. Every calculation reproducible.
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01 — The Position
These metrics are real.
That's the joke.
Today's Cope Crown
2026-09-19
02 — The Leaderboard
Five assets enter.
One leaves coping.
03 — How It Works
Math so simple
you'll cope harder.
Weighted highest. Worst performer wins.
Distance from 7-day peak.
The bounce factor.
copeScore = (60% × return_percentile)
+ (30% × drawdown_percentile)
+ (10% × volatility_percentile)All five assets ranked 0–100. Worse performance = higher score. Highest wins. Tiebreaker: worse 24h return → deeper drawdown → alphabetical.
Full Methodology →04 — The Split
Where the creator fees
are allocated.
Creator fees through Fusi.ng V2 payout plan. 10% to Fusi. 90% split across 5 payees. Immutable after deployment.
05 — Transparency
No black boxes.
No trust required.
Every score reproducible. Download canonical JSON + SHA256.
Verifiable on Ethereum. Token goes in, nobody gets it out.
Creator fees and splits published after each payout cycle.
Locked, vested, and burned amounts on-chain.
06 — Get COPE